Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
Choosing a fantasy football team name has become an event unto itself within the fantasy football industry.
Websites have sprung up just to help you choose a name and tools have even been created to allow you to create a unique
and personalize one. Of course everyone strives to create the best funny fantasy football names, and there are numerous lists
across the internet that have collected them (beware that some of the team names can be a little crude and may contain some
sexual innuendos). Below are some of our favorite funny fantasy team names that we have come across. This is by no means an
exhaustive lists, but some of the more creative, clean and ingenious ones we have seen.
Top Fantasy Fantasy Football Team Names
Team Name
Spoofed Player
- 2 Much Johnson 4 You
- 4th and Longwell
- A Boy Named Suh
- A Favre Cry From Home
- A Few Good Mendenhall
- AARPatriots
- Addai Another Day
- Addai In Your Sleep
- Ahmadly In Love
- All Torain Vehicle
- America's Got Tamme
- And a Partridge in a Crabtree
- Arian Foster Care
- Armed Schaubbery
- As I Ponder Through The Valley
- Asomugha to Mouth
- Austin-tatious
- Baby Back Cribbs
- Be L.T. Combo Number 21
- Bigtime Ballers
- Ben There Raped That
- Bengalus Green-Ellis
- Bensons Booze Cruiser
- Berrian the Hatchet
- BEVERLY HILLS 9021T.O.
- Blazin Ravens
- Blood, Sweat and Beers
- Blowing My Loadholt
- Body by Mangini
- Bounties Are a Brees
- BP Spillers
- Brady and The Tramp
- Brady Gaga
- Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
- Brady's First
- Breaston Plants
- Breaston The Business
- Breastonlargement
- Brettie and the Jets
- Briggs n' a Blanket
- Britt By Britt
- Burressted Development
- Cam You Dig It!
- Cam You To Hell
- Can DJ Hackett?
- Carnival Cruz
- CarsonPalmTrees
- Cashmoney
- Cassel Greyskull
- Catch Me If You Cam
- Chad's Penningtentiary
- Cincinnati Cellmates
- Citizen Wayne
- Clean Out Urlacher
- Cleanin Your Clock
- Clinton Porterhouse
- Coffee And Hakeem
- Colston 45
- Colt Following
- Comin from Behind
- Conceited & Undefeated
- Coples Therapy
- Corn on the Kolb
- Corn on the Schaub
- Cowboys on the Move
- Cruz Control
- Cry Me a Rivers
- Cut me some Flacc-o
- Dancing With The Star..ters
- Danny's Woodhead
- David Carr Crash Into Me
- DeAnJELLO's Snack Pack
- DeMarco Polo
- DeShaun's Foster Kids
- Desperado
- Devils Brigade
- Dez Dispenser
- Do Us All A Farve And Retire
- Donald Drives a Lambeau
- Dontay Moch Draft
- Drafting Under The Influence
- Drankin Fortes
- Drayton Florence and the Machine
- Drinkin' Fortes
- Drinking And Drafting
- Eli and the Magical Tyrees
- Farve Dollar Footlong
- Fat Monkeys
- Favre Dollar FootLong
- Favre Finger Death Punch
- Favre Fingers In Her Percy
- Favre From Home
- Favre From Retirement
- Favre From Retiring
- Favre's Flip Flops
- Fiedler on the Roof
- First and Fifteen
- Fitzgerald and the Tantrums
- Flacco Seagulls
- Forgetting Brandon Marshall
- Forgive me, I Frerotte our Anniversary
- Forsett in Her Butt
- Forte MPH
- Forte Ounces to Freedom
- Forte Yard Dash
- Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Cam
- Franks Gorey Movie
- Frosted Flaccos
- Gayless for Bayless
- Gem City Madmen
- Get a Kluwe
- Ginn & Juice
- Golden Tate Bridge
- Gone With The Win
- Goodell Ship Lollipop
- Gospel According to Johnson
- Gourmet Scheffler
- Graham And Cheese
- Great Wallace of China
- Greatest Show on Paper
- Green Akers
- Gronki Kong
- Gronko Nagurski
- Gunslingers
- Hakeem And Sugar
- Have Bush? Get Barber!
- He Hate Me Too
- Heavy As A Flacco Potatoes
- Helu, Are You There?
- Henne Given Sunday
- Henne I Shrunk The Kids
- Heroes Ahmad Us
- Hide Your Beagle Vicks An Eagle
- High off the Weeden
- Hope I Don't Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
- Hung Like Horses
- I Beg to Dilfer
- I Dream of Mangini
- I hate Torain on your parade!
- I Like Hines 57 With My Roethlisberger
- I Pitta the Fool
- I Touchdown There
- I Wish My Wife Sucked As Much As Your Team
- I'm Bringing Hassleback
- Ice Cold Bruschis
- I'm High On Moss
- I'm thinking RBs
- It's Not What You Know, It's Julio You Know
- In the Garden of Weeden
- Insane Clowney Posse
- It's not a Toomer
- iWin
- Jackson...Jacksoff...
- Jacquizz Show
- Jake Urlocker
- Jake's Hurt Locker
- Jay Chicken Cutler
- Jay Cutler That Meat
- Jersey Leshoure
- Jet Favre
- Jive Turkeys
- Joe Adams Family
- Joe Buck Yourself
- Juggernauts
- Juicy Prunes
- Junior Say Ow
- Juron My Dick
- Just a Big Roos
- JustPlainRude
- Keeping Up WIth The KardADRIANS
- Kellen Me Softly
- Kibbles and Vick
- Ladell Betts he won't play much
- LaveranuesWalkinOnHotColes
- League FAVREts
- LeGarrette, the Best a Man can Get
- Let's Get Roddy
- Let's Go To Jamaal!
- Lets Win, Maybe!
- Liquor & Cruz
- Live and Let Addai
- Live Freeney or Addai Hard
- Looking For That Special Brady
- Low Cholestoral Roethlis Berger's
- Maclin on Your Girl
- Madu Men
- Make It Wayne
- Make it Wayne on Them Hoes
- Makin' It Wayne
- Manning Down, Need Back Up
- Matt's Forte'
- Maurice Bones-Jews
- May The Schwartz Be With You
- Medulla Amendola
- Mission ImFOSTERble
- Mo' Manning, Mo' Problems
- Momma Dez Knock You Out
- Moss is growing
- My Bironas!!!
- My Brees Buckled
- My Mornhinweg Jacket
- My Roddy Side
- NapADRIAN Dynamite
- Nate Potter and the Nocturnals
- Natural Born Spillers
- Need to Titan up
- Never Forsett
- New Orleans Satans
- Nice Rackers
- Nicks It In The Bud
- No Place Like Delhomme
- No Punt Intended
- Ochocinco My Battleship
- OchoCincoSays
- Of Men And Rice
- Oh, Have Percy!
- OMG, They Killed Henne!
- On the Mend-enhall
- Osi ya later!
- Over Dwayne Bowe
- Paea Forte
- Panzer Commander
- Percy Whipped
- Pigskin Fever
- Pitching a Trent
- Pondered Money
- Prediction Pain
- Press 1 for English
- Project Mayhem
- Pullin up Last
- Quiet on The Greene
- Rashard Mendenladen
- Rated R for Gore
- Red Hot Julius Peppers
- Revis and Butthead
- Rice Rice Baby
- Rickeys Weed
- Rise Of The Felix
- Robbie's Gould Diggers
- RoddySlam
- Roethlisberger and Frye's
- Roll The Rice
- Romo-Romo,where fore art thou?
- Rumple Pigskin
- Runnin Wild
- Sacks to be Cutler
- Sand Cassel
- Schmidt Happens
- Scobee Snacks
- Scobee-Do
- Sergio Kindle Fire
- ShaGraham!
- Shaving Ryans Privates
- Shawne's Merri-men
- Show Me Your TDs
- Silence Of The Cams
- Sippin On My Ginn and Juice
- Sir Hits Alot
- Skeltons in the Closet
- Skip To My Helu
- Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
- Skynyrds Innyrds
- Slackers
- Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
- Smoking Blounts
- Snakes On Reggies Wayne
- Snyder's Cash for Clunkers
- Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
- Sons of Pitches
- SpongeBob Score Pants
- Sproles Royce
- Stafford Infection
- Steel'er and RUN!
- Stop That ImFOSTER
- Straight Cash Homey
- Stump the Schuab
- Subliminal Criminals
- Suh Girls, One Cup
- Summer Of Cam
- Super Old Bowlers
- SuperMannings
- T.J. whosyomama
- Tackling Dummies
- Taken to the Woodhead
- Tatupu Platter
- TD In A Lynch
- Tebows Before Hoes
- That Dirty Gore
- That One Was A Cruzy
- That's not my Forte
- The 40 Year Old Viking
- The 7 Year Lynch
- The Abusement Park
- The Arian Brotherhood
- The Arian Rice
- The Beer View Mirrors
- The Big Breesy
- The Blair White Project
- The Boldin The Beautiful
- The Celek Few
- The FItz Of The Month
- The Good, The Bad, and the Detroit Lions
- The Gould Standard
- The Great White Hillis
- The Hoover Cam
- The Jersey Leshoure
- The Mad Donuts
- The Norv TurnOVers
- The Playbook of Eli
- The Real Slim Brady
- The Road Wilfork
- The SanFranduskys
- The ShawShiancoe Redemption
- The Walking Fred
- The White Mike Vicks
- There's an AP for that
- There's Something About Marv Levy
- Tim Uno Cinco
- Titsburg Feelers
- TJ Ocho Cuatro
- Tonsil Shockey
- Touch Me and I'll Suh
- Touched by an Anvil
- Turn Head & Coughlin
- Turner over, give her your Best
- Two Lovely Coples
- Tylenol Cold and Coughlin
- Un-proven Torain
- Vick in a Box
- Vicks Vapor
- Vicktorias Secret
- Victorious Secret
- VietGraham
- Vince Young & The Restless
- WD Forte
- What Would Jones-Drew?
- Whatchu Talkin' Bout Hillis?
- When It Rains It Gores
- Where Tai Streets Has No Game
- White Cassel
- Wicked Willies
- Win Or Cruz
- WOW! THAT'S A LOW RICE!
- Yoko Oh-No ROMO Fumble
- You Got Me In The Flacco
- You Say Goodbye, I say Helu
- You're Gonna Go Farve Kid
- Zach and Merriman Make a Porno

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